The Council Republic of Rhode Island and the Narragansett is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Central Committee of Proletarians with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.975 billion Rhode Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Providence - Keihtotàn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhode Islandic economy, worth 475 trillion Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,730 Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Rhode Island and the Narragansett's national animal is the Rhode Island Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhode Island and the Narragansett is ranked 2,228^th in the world and 50^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,469.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.